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Are you ready for a joke that has alot of truth in it!? carefull, dont hurt yourselves laughing, enjoy!.!?
Are you ready for a joke that has alot of truth in it!? carefull, dont hurt yourselves laughing, enjoy!.!?
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A: No, 35 children is enough!.

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A: With any luck, right after he finishes college!.

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10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'

1!. Everyone around you has an attitude problem!.

2!. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet!.

3!. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans!.

4!. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say!.

5!. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'!.

6!. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice!.

7!. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space!.'

9!. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy!.

10!. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday!.

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10!. Cats' facial expressions!.

9!. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors!.

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7!. Fat clothes!.

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5!. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell!.

4!. Cutting your hair to make it grow!.

3!. Eyelash curlers!.

2!. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made!.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand :

1!. OTHER WOMEN
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excuse me!? Who copied who!? hey pax, look again, Who was it sent by!? Basscatcher, nice try though!. LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I didn't think the first one was that funny but the one about what only women's estrogen issues, made me chuckle! How true but there is so much more only women know at the age of menopause !. Chocolate is a love of many of us women too at any age!. I need some NOW! Thanks for the humor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. very funny!. thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com

omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hehehe,,,,funny!.!.!.!.good ones!

*stAR*Www@Enter-QA@Com

This is very funny!

When my sister was pregnant with her 3rd child she was MEAM too me!

I was about 12 at the time and she was about 5 months pregnant!. Her first son and I were at the park playing for about 3 hours and I had just gone into the B!.O!. stage of my life (You know what I mean!?), So I did not smell very good! And it was about time to eat so my sister and her husband came to pick us up and!.!.!. the first thing she said to me was!.!.!. YOU STINK BOY!!! The whole ride home she was talking about how I stink! And it was the first time she had ever been mean to me! I Was thinking!.!.!. "WHATS WRONG WITH MY SISTER!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?"!. I didn't know that when a woman was pregnant she did stuff like that lol!

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