Best joke ?!
Question: Best joke !?
Answers:
Tomorrow is FridayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty!.
Jill’s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing!.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ***
Now two of his front teeth are missing
Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny!.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cock
cos Jill's a ****** tranny!.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone!.
When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white and whispy!.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now its black and crispy
Mary 'ad a little pig
She couldn't stop it gruntin'
She took it down the garden path
And kicked its f**king c**t in!!!!!
My friend Billy
Had a ten foot willy,
He showed it to the girl next door!.
She thought it was a snake
And hit it with a rake
And now its only 4 ft 4!.
Spider, spider on the wall!.
Ain't you got no sense at all!?
Can't you see the walls been plastered!?
Now you're stuck you silly bastard
Hey Diddle, Diddle,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock!.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock!.
There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead!.!.!.
And when she was good,
She was very very good,
But when she was bad
She got a fur coat, jewels, a
Waterfront condo and a sports car!.
1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall
1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall
And if one stick of dynamite should accidentally fall!.!.!.
There'll be no sticks of dynamite and no f**king wall
Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
As he came, she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep
Humpty Dumpty ****** a fat whore,
Humpty Dumpty ****** her some more,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Bent the ***** over and ****** her again!.
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs!.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
!.!.!.But she didn't wear that one often
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead!.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread!.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn!.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn!.
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair!.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman
"What have u got there!?"
Said the pieman unto Simon
Pies you ********!.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon!.
10,000 volts went up its ****
and turned its wool to nylon
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry!.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cos he was gay!.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun!.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
For just an itty bitty!.
Jill’s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing!.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ***
Now two of his front teeth are missing
Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny!.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cock
cos Jill's a ****** tranny!.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone!.
When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white and whispy!.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now its black and crispy
Mary 'ad a little pig
She couldn't stop it gruntin'
She took it down the garden path
And kicked its f**king c**t in!!!!!
My friend Billy
Had a ten foot willy,
He showed it to the girl next door!.
She thought it was a snake
And hit it with a rake
And now its only 4 ft 4!.
Spider, spider on the wall!.
Ain't you got no sense at all!?
Can't you see the walls been plastered!?
Now you're stuck you silly bastard
Hey Diddle, Diddle,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock!.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock!.
There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead!.!.!.
And when she was good,
She was very very good,
But when she was bad
She got a fur coat, jewels, a
Waterfront condo and a sports car!.
1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall
1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall
And if one stick of dynamite should accidentally fall!.!.!.
There'll be no sticks of dynamite and no f**king wall
Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
As he came, she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep
Humpty Dumpty ****** a fat whore,
Humpty Dumpty ****** her some more,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Bent the ***** over and ****** her again!.
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs!.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
!.!.!.But she didn't wear that one often
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead!.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread!.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn!.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn!.
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair!.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman
"What have u got there!?"
Said the pieman unto Simon
Pies you ********!.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon!.
10,000 volts went up its ****
and turned its wool to nylon
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry!.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cos he was gay!.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun!.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://icwales!.icnetwork!.co!.uk/news/uk-n!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what is brown, sticky, and a man!?
STICKMAN
Here's another HILARIOUS joke,
19th Amendment!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
STICKMAN
Here's another HILARIOUS joke,
19th Amendment!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Boy asks an Old man: what is retrenchment!?
Old Man: Retrenchment is when u r replaced by a computer at work and a vibrator at homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Old Man: Retrenchment is when u r replaced by a computer at work and a vibrator at homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
American vs Russian
An Olympic wrestler from the United States is about
to face the international champion, a huge Russian,
in his weight class!. As the match is about to begin,
his coach warns him, "Don't let him get you into the
Double Pretzel Bend -- no one can get out of that hold
once it's applied!" The wrestler agrees to do his best
and runs to the center of the mat to meet his opponent!.
Well, the match starts and as things would go, the American
wrestler finds himself caught in the Russian's double
pretzel bend!. His shoulder blades are getting pushed
closer and closer to the mat -- it's almost over!. He
looks up towards the ceiling and sees this guy's testicles
hanging inches from his face!. So he thinks, what the
hell, I'm about to lose the match -- so he chomps down
!.!. HARD!
The next thing you know, there's an unnerving scream
of pain, the American and Russian wrestlers seem to
explode off the mat, and when the all is said and done,
the American ends up on top of the Russian and pins
him!. As he walks off the mat, his coach greets him
and says, "That was incredible, I've never seen anyone
escape the Double Pretzel Bend!. How in the world did
you do it!?" The American wrestler replies,
"Anything is possible after you bite your own nuts!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
An Olympic wrestler from the United States is about
to face the international champion, a huge Russian,
in his weight class!. As the match is about to begin,
his coach warns him, "Don't let him get you into the
Double Pretzel Bend -- no one can get out of that hold
once it's applied!" The wrestler agrees to do his best
and runs to the center of the mat to meet his opponent!.
Well, the match starts and as things would go, the American
wrestler finds himself caught in the Russian's double
pretzel bend!. His shoulder blades are getting pushed
closer and closer to the mat -- it's almost over!. He
looks up towards the ceiling and sees this guy's testicles
hanging inches from his face!. So he thinks, what the
hell, I'm about to lose the match -- so he chomps down
!.!. HARD!
The next thing you know, there's an unnerving scream
of pain, the American and Russian wrestlers seem to
explode off the mat, and when the all is said and done,
the American ends up on top of the Russian and pins
him!. As he walks off the mat, his coach greets him
and says, "That was incredible, I've never seen anyone
escape the Double Pretzel Bend!. How in the world did
you do it!?" The American wrestler replies,
"Anything is possible after you bite your own nuts!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com