Name a joke?!
Question: Name a joke!?
Answers:
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
this girl once noticed her mom had some grey hairs
so she asked her mother!.!.!."why do you have grey hairs!?"
and her mother replaied!.!."whenever you've been a bad child i get a grey hair"
the child thought about this and said : "then why are ALL gradma's hairs grey!? you must not have been a good child!!"
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
so she asked her mother!.!.!."why do you have grey hairs!?"
and her mother replaied!.!."whenever you've been a bad child i get a grey hair"
the child thought about this and said : "then why are ALL gradma's hairs grey!? you must not have been a good child!!"
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
What animals can you find in a womans pants!?
2 calves
a beaver
A cat
countless hares,
And a fish no one can find!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 calves
a beaver
A cat
countless hares,
And a fish no one can find!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A 97 yr!. old prostitute gets herself listed in the Yellow Pages!.
She now claims to be the oldest trick in the book!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She now claims to be the oldest trick in the book!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tarnished Lips!Www@Enter-QA@Com
pinochio masturbated and then he started a fire and burnt down!.!.heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
arthurWww@Enter-QA@Com
Don't you mean Name THAT TUNE! I'LL Name IT IN one! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rap!.Www@Enter-QA@Com