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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child!?" the doctor queries!.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts!. "This is her husband!"
A man walks into a doctor's office!. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear!.
"What's the matter with me!?" he asks the doctor!.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly!."
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain!.
"Where are you hurting!?" asked the doctor!.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman!.
"What do you mean, all over!?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific!."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts!." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too!." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried!.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child!?" the doctor queries!.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts!. "This is her husband!"
A man walks into a doctor's office!. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear!.
"What's the matter with me!?" he asks the doctor!.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly!."
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain!.
"Where are you hurting!?" asked the doctor!.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman!.
"What do you mean, all over!?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific!."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts!." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too!." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried!.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
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excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i like this part:A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain!.
"Where are you hurting!?" asked the doctor!.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman!.
"What do you mean, all over!?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific!."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts!." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too!." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Where are you hurting!?" asked the doctor!.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman!.
"What do you mean, all over!?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific!."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts!." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too!." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey! I thought they were funny!. Well even if some people didn't like them, they still all made me laugh!. Thank you!
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All of these were horrible!. Good job at sucking though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first and second ones were good!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol this is funni!.!.!.!.i like the first!.!.!.!.!.i already heard of the 3rd oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like the last one alotWww@Enter-QA@Com
i've heard all of these
good job copying them though
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
good job copying them though
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good Job!. Nice one man!. Keep it up!Www@Enter-QA@Com