Old Joke - But I still like it?!
Question: Old Joke - But I still like it!?
A man walks into a pub for the first time and stands at the bar!.
The barman says to him…!. may I get you a drink sir!.
The man replies…!. *Thankyou, yes I will have a pint of bitter please!.
The barman pores him the drink, gives it to him and says…!. that will be
£1!.50p
The man replies…I’m sorry but I am not paying for that! You made the offer to get me a drink and I accepted, therefore I
shouldn’t have to pay!.
Meanwhile theirs another man sat at a table, dressed in a shirt and tie, says excuse me but I have been listening to the
conversation and I am a solicitor!.
You barman offered to get him a drink, he accepted so he should not have to pay!.
Barman says…!. ok, ok drink your pint and leave; don’t come in here again your barred!.
So the man drinks the pint and leaves!.
Three or four days later the same man goes back into the same pub and goes to the bar!.
The barman sees him and goes running over and says …I told you, you are barred from here!
The man says… what are you talking about; I’ve never been in here before in my life!.
Barman says…oh are you sure!?
The man replies…!. yes never!
Barman says… well I barred someone who looks like you a couple of days ago and told him not to come back here again you must
have a double!.
The man replies …thankyou yes I’ll have a whisky!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The barman says to him…!. may I get you a drink sir!.
The man replies…!. *Thankyou, yes I will have a pint of bitter please!.
The barman pores him the drink, gives it to him and says…!. that will be
£1!.50p
The man replies…I’m sorry but I am not paying for that! You made the offer to get me a drink and I accepted, therefore I
shouldn’t have to pay!.
Meanwhile theirs another man sat at a table, dressed in a shirt and tie, says excuse me but I have been listening to the
conversation and I am a solicitor!.
You barman offered to get him a drink, he accepted so he should not have to pay!.
Barman says…!. ok, ok drink your pint and leave; don’t come in here again your barred!.
So the man drinks the pint and leaves!.
Three or four days later the same man goes back into the same pub and goes to the bar!.
The barman sees him and goes running over and says …I told you, you are barred from here!
The man says… what are you talking about; I’ve never been in here before in my life!.
Barman says…oh are you sure!?
The man replies…!. yes never!
Barman says… well I barred someone who looks like you a couple of days ago and told him not to come back here again you must
have a double!.
The man replies …thankyou yes I’ll have a whisky!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A golden oldie
Yeah, i like it!.
Nice to hear/read a joke that does not have an obvious ending!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, i like it!.
Nice to hear/read a joke that does not have an obvious ending!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
FunnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I remember reading about this joke!. It was told to Cesar at the coliseum!. He had the mans head chopped off!. Keep your head down and you may get away with it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
patheticWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats pretty goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Neat joke, lol!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, cool jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
old but okWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehe !:pWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorryu not goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehe nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked that!.Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didnt laugh but its ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com