Signs you drink too much coffee?!
Question: Signs you drink too much coffee!?
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse!.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there!.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze!.
- You chew on other people's fingernails!.
- You can type sixty words per minute with your feet!.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails!.
- You don't sweat, you percolate!.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house!.
- Instant coffee takes too long!.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil!.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale!.
- You don't tan, you roast!.
- You help your dog chase its tail!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there!.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze!.
- You chew on other people's fingernails!.
- You can type sixty words per minute with your feet!.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails!.
- You don't sweat, you percolate!.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house!.
- Instant coffee takes too long!.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil!.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale!.
- You don't tan, you roast!.
- You help your dog chase its tail!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I seriously need a doctor after laughing my socks off, lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is addiction to the max!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are on a roll today
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Funny! lol!. I can think of a few people at my office that would like that one!.xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
you seriously need a doctorWww@Enter-QA@Com
you are on a roll today!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com