Good pick up story?!
Question: Good pick up story!?
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned!. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house!. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification!. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up!. That's just too sad!. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Did you stop to take a breath during that soliloquy, but I have to admit that what you are saying is true, been there, done that three times, and I'm not looking for a fourth!.!.!.!.!.!!!?!! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah omg that would be funny as hell to hear someone say that to someone! hahah!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I stopped understanding at line 3Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Haha!. I would be soo freaked out if someone said this to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.
excellent!.!.!.awesome story!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome story!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL so true!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now that's what I call 'planning ahead'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com