Who Is The Father???!
Question: Who Is The Father!?!?!?
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary!. The wife says to her husband, "For our anniversary this year, you can ask me one question, any question you want to!. I will answer it truthfully!."
The husband replies, "Okay, this has been bothering me for a long time, but I haven't had the courage to ask before!.!.!.but I have noticed that all of our eight children look similar to one another except one!. I can't figure out how he got to look so different!. Does he have a different father than our other children !?"
The wife stops!. She is unable to look her husband in the eyes!. Slowly she replies, "Yes”!. “Yes he does have a different father”!.
Her husband was taken aback!. "Oh! Okay!.!.!.I must know!. Please tell me!. Who is that child's father!?"
Again she cannot look her husband in the eyes!. She is very distressed, and after a long silence she slowly said, "YOU!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The husband replies, "Okay, this has been bothering me for a long time, but I haven't had the courage to ask before!.!.!.but I have noticed that all of our eight children look similar to one another except one!. I can't figure out how he got to look so different!. Does he have a different father than our other children !?"
The wife stops!. She is unable to look her husband in the eyes!. Slowly she replies, "Yes”!. “Yes he does have a different father”!.
Her husband was taken aback!. "Oh! Okay!.!.!.I must know!. Please tell me!. Who is that child's father!?"
Again she cannot look her husband in the eyes!. She is very distressed, and after a long silence she slowly said, "YOU!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Oh Golly that was so stomach tickling!!!
My mouth is still paining from laugh!!!
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My mouth is still paining from laugh!!!
Awesome joke!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cursed Piratalord, she meant that only one child was fathered by her husband!. The other 7 were by someone else!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. that was hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaHAHAHA!! shame on her :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LMFAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lovely
It took me some time to get it!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
It took me some time to get it!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
what the!?!?!? i dont get it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one yes, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
A nice joke!.
Here is a joke for you!.
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick!. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to change!.
One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha that he had gone to a nearby city and purchased a Robot!. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a Lie Detector!. He said it had to charge 4 or 5 hours, and then he would show her how it worked!.
At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came in from school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes late!. Both parents were understandably angry!.
'Where have you been!? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home!?', they asked!.
'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy!.
The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair!.
'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school!.'
'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie!.'
'What did you watch!?', asked Marsha!.
'The Ten Commandments!.'
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair!.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied!. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen!.'
'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John!. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents, never tried to see dirty pictures much less dirty movies, told dirty jokes, nor did I misbehave!.'
The robot walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that not only knocked him out of his chair, but out the back door and half way across the patio!.
When he came back inside, Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears!. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy!. After all, he is your son!'
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and literally slapped the **** out of her, not once, but three times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here is a joke for you!.
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick!. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to change!.
One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha that he had gone to a nearby city and purchased a Robot!. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a Lie Detector!. He said it had to charge 4 or 5 hours, and then he would show her how it worked!.
At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came in from school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes late!. Both parents were understandably angry!.
'Where have you been!? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home!?', they asked!.
'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy!.
The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair!.
'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school!.'
'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie!.'
'What did you watch!?', asked Marsha!.
'The Ten Commandments!.'
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair!.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied!. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen!.'
'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John!. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents, never tried to see dirty pictures much less dirty movies, told dirty jokes, nor did I misbehave!.'
The robot walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that not only knocked him out of his chair, but out the back door and half way across the patio!.
When he came back inside, Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears!. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy!. After all, he is your son!'
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and literally slapped the **** out of her, not once, but three times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com