Should i say sorry in advance for this joke..A man was walking home alone late o!
Question: Should i say sorry in advance for this joke!.!.A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,!?
when behind him he hears:
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER!.!.!.
FASTER!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him!.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
on his heels, the terrified man runs!.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in!. His heart is pounding; his hea d is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps!.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!.
Bumping and clapping toward him!.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at t he casket!.!.!.
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!Www@Enter-QA@Com
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER!.!.!.
FASTER!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him!.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
on his heels, the terrified man runs!.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in!. His heart is pounding; his hea d is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps!.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!.
Bumping and clapping toward him!.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at t he casket!.!.!.
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I saw it yesterday!.!.!. maybe somebody had reported it!.!.!.!.!. dam# them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So awful it is funny!. It is like an emotional mobius strip!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaHAHAHAHA!!! that was just excellent!!! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is not a joke at all!. The person simply wants to laugh at othersWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think I hate you!.LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats brillient :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!!!LOL!!!
that was hillarious!good joke!.made me smile!.you get 9!.4/10 for this as well as a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was hillarious!good joke!.made me smile!.you get 9!.4/10 for this as well as a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked it ! 10/10 for and a star as i loved the way you presented it *lol* Plus it make me laff !!!
well doneWww@Enter-QA@Com
well doneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
way too long and not really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
wasn't funny at allWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. that was soo funny, i forgot to laugh, VERY clever use of words thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it =/Www@Enter-QA@Com