Have you had these thoughts?!
Question: Have you had these thoughts!?
Idle Thoughts of a Retiree's Wandering Mind
I planted some bird seed!. A bird came up!. Now I don't know what to feed it!.
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I had amnesia once -- or twice!.
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I went to San Francisco!. I found someone's heart!. Now what!?
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Protons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic!.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy!.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle!.
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What is a "free" gift!? Aren't all gifts free!?
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Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them!.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway!.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone!.
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people!.
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My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies!.
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I used to be indecisive!. Now I'm not sure!.
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The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity!.
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How can there be self-help "groups"!?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales!?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off!.
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Is it just me--or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I planted some bird seed!. A bird came up!. Now I don't know what to feed it!.
~~~
I had amnesia once -- or twice!.
~~~
I went to San Francisco!. I found someone's heart!. Now what!?
~~~
Protons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic!.
~~~
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy!.
~~~
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle!.
~~~
What is a "free" gift!? Aren't all gifts free!?
~~~
Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them!.
~~~
Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway!.
~~~
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone!.
~~~
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people!.
~~~
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies!.
~~~
I used to be indecisive!. Now I'm not sure!.
~~~
The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity!.
~~~
How can there be self-help "groups"!?
~~~
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales!?
~~~
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off!.
~~~
Is it just me--or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That's awesome! Some of these are going on my web page!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well, it's great to have thoughts, and, sometimes i do have thoughts like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
NO ITS NOT YOU!.BUFFALO WINGS DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!.GOOD JOKE JOWww@Enter-QA@Com
i never had any of those thoughtsWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, hilarious! im gonna send all of these to my friend!
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wait buffalos dont have wingsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lovely!.
I was going to procrastinate now but I think I'll do it later!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was going to procrastinate now but I think I'll do it later!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com