Lad jokes?!
Question: Lad jokes!?
can anyone give me a lad jokes that i can send to the guy i like something sweet, a little naughty !. cheeky or anything u like!? thank u!.!. xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
very rude joke:
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design!.
First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
who sucked it and ****** it, and called it a ****!.
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Fat girls give the best head because they're hungry
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This one's a bit more mild:
It was the postman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood!.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope!.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars!.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures!.
At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee!. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!.
When he had had enough, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, bacon, sausage, and freshly squeezed orange juice!.
When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee!. As she was pouring, he noticed a fiver sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge!.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the fiver for!?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you!. I asked him what to give you!.
He said, 'Screw him, give him a fiver!.'"
The lady smiled and said, "The breakfast was my idea!."
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design!.
First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
who sucked it and ****** it, and called it a ****!.
**************************************!.!.!.
Fat girls give the best head because they're hungry
**************************************!.!.!.
This one's a bit more mild:
It was the postman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood!.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope!.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars!.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures!.
At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee!. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!.
When he had had enough, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, bacon, sausage, and freshly squeezed orange juice!.
When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee!. As she was pouring, he noticed a fiver sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge!.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the fiver for!?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you!. I asked him what to give you!.
He said, 'Screw him, give him a fiver!.'"
The lady smiled and said, "The breakfast was my idea!."
endWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pardon Breasts
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her!.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said,"Pardon me!." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic!. The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts!. She was in seventh heaven!
She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior!."
The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her!.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said,"Pardon me!." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic!. The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts!. She was in seventh heaven!
She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior!."
The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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