Ever heard a joke about a SMART BLONDE?...?!
Question: Ever heard a joke about a SMART BLONDE!?!.!.!.!?
Superman,the mayor of New York,and a smart blonde all jump off of a builiding at the EXACT SAME TIME who hits the ground first!?!.!.!.
ANSWER~the MAYOR because theirs no such thing as superman,and because theirs no such thing as a smart blonde!.
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ANSWER~the MAYOR because theirs no such thing as superman,and because theirs no such thing as a smart blonde!.
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Answers:
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY!. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game!? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap!. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks!. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun!.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5!.00, and vise versa!."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep!. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5!.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!.00!." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game!.
The lawyer asks the first question!. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon!?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5!.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer!.
"Okay," says the lawyer," your turn!." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs!?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references!. No answer!. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress!. No answer!. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail!. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500!.00!.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep!.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5!.00, and goes back to sleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5!.00, and vise versa!."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep!. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5!.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!.00!." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game!.
The lawyer asks the first question!. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon!?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5!.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer!.
"Okay," says the lawyer," your turn!." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs!?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references!. No answer!. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress!. No answer!. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail!. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500!.00!.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep!.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5!.00, and goes back to sleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's not that funny!. I'm a blonde and have straight A's!. I also have a lot of common sense!. more than my friend, she's a brunette and dumb as a box of rocks!. She has straight C's (I'm not saying that straight C's are bad) but she would also jump off a bridge if you told her to!. Not kidding!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My 99y/o grandma told me a joke that most blondes are smart!. Yes she was a dirty blonde!.
What do you have with 10 blondes standing on thier heads!?
Answer: 8 brunettes, and 1 Redhead!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you have with 10 blondes standing on thier heads!?
Answer: 8 brunettes, and 1 Redhead!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's funny!.!.!.what's the different between Bigfoot and a smart blonde!.!.!.Bigfoot actually exist!.!.!.haha hey and I'm blonde by the wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Blonde is just a hair colour!. It has nothing to do with the smartness of the person!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Im blonde !
And my average is 96 !
Rofl !.
Not ALL blondes are dumb !.
Just most ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
And my average is 96 !
Rofl !.
Not ALL blondes are dumb !.
Just most ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Feel free to send me nudes!. Thanx!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're right!. No smart blondes exist to hear a smart joke about them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
kinda funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
How funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol better then the last one!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha! FunnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
what elizabeth saidWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
good one!.!.!.
thanks!.!.!.
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good one!.!.!.
thanks!.!.!.
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not that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
so old!.!.!.!.!.!.!.but still funny!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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no, that is a joke!.!.!. a smart blond!.!.!.!.!.that's like saying skinny fat guy!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com