Is this the FUNNIEST accident EVER?....?!
Question: Is this the FUNNIEST accident EVER!?!.!.!.!.!?
A woman and man get into a car accident!. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt!.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right!. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other!."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle!. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break!. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune!."
Then she hands the bottle to the man!. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves!. He then hands it back to the woman!. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man!.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any!?"
The woman replies, "No!. I think I'll just wait for the police!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right!. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other!."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle!. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break!. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune!."
Then she hands the bottle to the man!. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves!. He then hands it back to the woman!. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man!.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any!?"
The woman replies, "No!. I think I'll just wait for the police!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hahahahaha what a b*tch lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.funny!.!.somemore
A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus!.
'It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway,' he said!.
'Actually,' said his guide, 'it's named for Joshua Hemingway!. No relation!.'
The visitor was astonished!. 'Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also!?'
'Yes, indeed,' said his guide!. 'He wrote a check!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus!.
'It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway,' he said!.
'Actually,' said his guide, 'it's named for Joshua Hemingway!. No relation!.'
The visitor was astonished!. 'Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also!?'
'Yes, indeed,' said his guide!. 'He wrote a check!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was really funny, where did you find that , that was really awesome, i really like your avatar, and its name, COOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha she wanted him to be DRUNK when the cops got there so they would think he caused the wreck by drinking and driving hehe!!!!!!! nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha i get it !. funny hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes very funny thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
yup just wait till the police!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. That's cute!. She's pretty smart!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah! That is so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol that's not fair for her to do something like that!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL thats cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe!. I didn't get it for a sec, but it's funny when I got it ;DWww@Enter-QA@Com
eww! lol good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com