Would you ask your Mama for advice on your wedding night?!
Question: Would you ask your Mama for advice on your wedding night!?
A mother and her daughter were in the kitchen!. The daughter and her husband had just gotten married, but still living with her mother!. The daughter was about to go upstairs to her husband for their first night of marraige!.
"Mama, I'm not sure about this!?" said the daughter!.
"Go upstairs, dear, he will take care of you!. He's a good man" replied the mother!.
"Mama, mama, he has a hairy chest!" yelled the daughter, running back downstairs!.
"Dear, all good men have hairy chests!. Go back up" said the mother!. So the daughter went back up, only to run down again moments later!.
"Mama, Mama, he has hairy legs!"
"Dear, all good men have hairy legs!. Go on back to bed" said the mother!.
Upstairs, the husband took off his socks, horrifying the daughter because he had six toes!.
"Mama, mama, he has a six footer!" she yelled!.
"Stand back dear!. This is a job for mama!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Mama, I'm not sure about this!?" said the daughter!.
"Go upstairs, dear, he will take care of you!. He's a good man" replied the mother!.
"Mama, mama, he has a hairy chest!" yelled the daughter, running back downstairs!.
"Dear, all good men have hairy chests!. Go back up" said the mother!. So the daughter went back up, only to run down again moments later!.
"Mama, Mama, he has hairy legs!"
"Dear, all good men have hairy legs!. Go on back to bed" said the mother!.
Upstairs, the husband took off his socks, horrifying the daughter because he had six toes!.
"Mama, mama, he has a six footer!" she yelled!.
"Stand back dear!. This is a job for mama!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HAHAHAH so goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
oooohhhhh
Mama may be dissapointed!.!.!.
*hehehehehehe*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mama may be dissapointed!.!.!.
*hehehehehehe*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Horny mom!. LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahha :) scottiisshhh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Interesting!.!.!.I meant STAR! Lol funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh! this is just too funny - thanks for the big belly laugh Suzie - Hugs and a star - CJWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny have a star and give me ten points!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!!!!! NiceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good work!. made me smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one made me giggle on a monday mornWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com