Fun facts about liberals?!


Question: Fun facts about liberals!?
Liberals hate people who are not open minded!. Open minded is defined as thinking just like they think (otherwise you're evil)!.

- The major diet of the liberal is tofu and granola!. This makes them weak and easy to pick up and throw!.

- Liberals love to spend other people's money!. If you see a liberal, it's okay to take his money because it probably wasn't his anyway!.

- Liberals have an irrational fear of firearms!. If you want to scare a liberal, point a gun at him!.

- The whine of the North American liberal can often be mistaken for the sound of a screech owl!. The main difference is that the liberal's whine will also have a nauseating effect!.

- Liberals love socialism and want to socialize all businesses!. If you see a liberal coming towards your business, throw a stick at him before he can socialize it!.

- Liberals tend to congregate on college campuses as it is a safe haven for their idiotic ideas, protecting them from scrutiny!. Thus, avoid college at all costs!.

- Liberals are invulnerable to reason and logic!. They are vulnerable to firearms, knives, and the ***** slap!.

- Liberals hate America and love more oppressed people!.!.!. like evil dictators!.

- Much like the duck, it's illegal to shoot a liberal who is floating in a lake!.

- Liberals will try to entice you with their twisted logic!. If that doesn't work, they'll bite you!.

- Hanging a picture of Ronald Reagan over your door will keep liberals from entering!.

- Liberals come in two main varieties: intellectual and mental patient!. You can only distinguish between the two by noting whether their jacket has sleeves!.

- If you see a fuel-efficient car, it's probably being driven by a liberal!. Run it off the road with your SUV!.

- Liberals are always trying to save the environment because they are apparently dependent on it!. If you want to kill all liberals, destroy the environment!.

- Even if you satisfy liberals’ demands, they'll come up with new thing to complain about that you could never even imagine; they’re just that creative!. That creativity is put towards much better use as forced labor in a coal mine!.

- Liberals are always whining about tolerance, but, when I punch them for that, they get moody!. Hey, be tolerant!

- You can tell if someone is a liberal by extracting some blood and seeing if it reacts violently to fire!.

- Sorry, that previous item is how you find out if someone is the Thing!. It's a good thing to check for that too, though!.

- Some liberals still think Communism is good!. I guess we should threaten them with nuclear missiles just like we did the Soviets!.

- Liberals like to sympathize with terrorists!. Keep them away from Gitmo, or there will be nothing but sympathizing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Liberals are really Conservatives that want you to be Liberal so they can have all the money!.!.!.

Liberals say "oops" a lot!. Once their policies are enacted, and they aren't as great as they thought, they say, "Oops!"

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You forgot a few fun facts about liberals!

- Liberals got women the right to vote!. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote!. Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty!. Liberals ended segregation!. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act!. Liberals created Medicare!. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act!. What did Conservatives do!? They opposed them on every one of those things!

But you're right!. We should fear change in trade for the old adage of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it!"

By the way, I reported this thread!.!.!. and I reported you for posing it, you self-righteous, right-wing, reactionary, xenophobic, homophobic, anti-eductaion,
anti-choice, pro-gun, 'Leave it to Beaver' trip back to the fifties!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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