Funny old people joke?!
Question: Funny old people joke!?
Down in Miami, Florida, a group of Senior Citizens were talking about their ailments !.!.!.
"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup," said one!.
"Yes, I know!. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my cup," replied another!.
"I can't hardly turn my head," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement!.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," !.!.!. another went on!.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head!.
Then there was a short moment of silence!.
"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully!. "At least we can all still drive !.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup," said one!.
"Yes, I know!. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my cup," replied another!.
"I can't hardly turn my head," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement!.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," !.!.!. another went on!.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head!.
Then there was a short moment of silence!.
"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully!. "At least we can all still drive !.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.
Two old ladies were rocking in their chairs on the nursing home porch!. One says "Martha, do you remember the minuet!?" Martha answers "Heck, I don't even remember the ones I slept with!."
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office!. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills!." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs!. Smith, but you're 75 years old!. What possible use could you have for birth control pills!?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better!." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep!?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!."
This old couple's sitting on their front porch rocking one morning, she says to him, "Do you remember what we were doing 50 years ago this morning!?" "Yes," he replies, "We was eating breakfast in the nude!." "That's right," she says, "Lets do it again and see if we can re-kindle some of those old feelings!?" "OK, "he agrees!.
Later, as they were eating, she says "Pa!. I think it's working!. My **** are as warm for you now as they ever were!." "Well, they ought to be," he says!. "You got one tit hanging in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.
Two old ladies were rocking in their chairs on the nursing home porch!. One says "Martha, do you remember the minuet!?" Martha answers "Heck, I don't even remember the ones I slept with!."
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office!. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills!." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs!. Smith, but you're 75 years old!. What possible use could you have for birth control pills!?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better!." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep!?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!."
This old couple's sitting on their front porch rocking one morning, she says to him, "Do you remember what we were doing 50 years ago this morning!?" "Yes," he replies, "We was eating breakfast in the nude!." "That's right," she says, "Lets do it again and see if we can re-kindle some of those old feelings!?" "OK, "he agrees!.
Later, as they were eating, she says "Pa!. I think it's working!. My **** are as warm for you now as they ever were!." "Well, they ought to be," he says!. "You got one tit hanging in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
you know what is even funnier, we are driving behind them!.!!!, driving behind one in englewood fl, sign say max speed 65, she speed up to 65, mile down road min speed 35 she slows down to 35, of couse this is a no passing road that goes on forever and ever and these stupid signs are 1/2 to a 1mile apart from each other!. and she changes speed to each sign,!.!.!.!.!.!.and they still drive!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, thats pretty awesome Judgerz!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe funny JudgerzWww@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL
good one!!!!!
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good one!!!!!
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lol theres some thing about old ppl!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol FUNNIEST OLD PERSON JOKE EVER!!! u deserve a *Www@Enter-QA@Com