Bar joke 2......?!
Question: Bar joke 2!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
Two men walk into a bar!. The third man ducksWww@Enter-QA@Com
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A funny one
Here is a joke for you!.
Recently a routine Police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern!. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk!. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing!.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into!. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off!.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry night), flicked the indicators on and off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights!. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles!. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road!
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyser test!.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station, this Breathalyser equipment must be broken!."
"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here is a joke for you!.
Recently a routine Police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern!. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk!. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing!.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into!. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off!.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry night), flicked the indicators on and off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights!. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles!. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road!
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyser test!.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station, this Breathalyser equipment must be broken!."
"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bit past it′s sell by date as is the following!.
I saw a road sign that said, "Need help!? Call Jesus!. 1-800-555-3787!."
So I did!.!.!.!. Twenty minutes later a Mexican showed up with his tow truck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I saw a road sign that said, "Need help!? Call Jesus!. 1-800-555-3787!."
So I did!.!.!.!. Twenty minutes later a Mexican showed up with his tow truck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OK joke, not that great of a format!.
Try this!.!.!.
(question)
Two men walk into a bar!.!.!.!?
(details)
The third man ducks!.
Maybe then It will sound better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try this!.!.!.
(question)
Two men walk into a bar!.!.!.!?
(details)
The third man ducks!.
Maybe then It will sound better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man walks into a bar!. He says 'ouch!. 3!.80 for a pint-I'm not paying that!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is Tommy Cooper bad!.!.!.!.!. ouch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
you really are a donkey!. you know thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
ur sad!.!.!.but i like it ! lol=)Www@Enter-QA@Com