Not very funny one?!
Question: Not very funny one!?
The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more!.
There is a hush within the congregation!. No one wants him to leave!.
Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up and proclaims:
"If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds!.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, if the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!"
More sighs and loud applause!.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, if the Vicar stays, "I will give him sex!."
There is total silence!.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs!. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that!?"
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies:
"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F**k the Vicar'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is a hush within the congregation!. No one wants him to leave!.
Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up and proclaims:
"If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds!.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, if the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!"
More sighs and loud applause!.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, if the Vicar stays, "I will give him sex!."
There is total silence!.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs!. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that!?"
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies:
"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F**k the Vicar'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha! I thought it was funny! (but then I have just arrived at work on a rainy Monday morning!.!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaHAHAHA!!! similar to postie joke :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!. Obviously I′m in the wrong job as it appears that Vicars get all the perks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not funny, it was brilliant thanks for a good laugh!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
should have been a private offer!.!.!.
aaawwww - that picture's too much at this time of day!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
aaawwww - that picture's too much at this time of day!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
not bad not bad!.!.!.made me smile at 9!.07am on a Monday morning :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com