Funny blond jokes?!


Question: Funny blond jokes!?
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

* she called me to get my phone number!.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate!."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.

*she tried to drown a fish!.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund!.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!.

*she tripped over a cordless phone!.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!.

*she studied for a blood test!.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead!.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went homeWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
/ Look at Blueeyed!.!.!.'s avatar!. She says she is blonde, but made a dark haired avatar (lol - she really is blonde)Www@Enter-QA@Com

A blonde and a red head were walking down the street when they came to a traffic light!. The blonde asked what the buzzing sound was!. The red head replied "that's to let blind people know the light is green"!. The blonde replied "what are blind people doing driving"!?!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

http://blonde-jokes!.vickysjokes!.com/Www@Enter-QA@Com

alright you r like rascist against all blondes because the last 5 or 6 things u have posted have been blonde "jokes" that are really gay and not funny and to let you know not all blondes are dumbe or stupid im blonde and im actually really smartWww@Enter-QA@Com

OK, stop getting pissed off at the blonde jokes!. We don't mean to offend u, ok, ur smart, doesn't mean u have to tell the world!. I wouldn't care if they were brunette jokes!. Chill out guys!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.
THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!! I AM SOOOOOO CRACKED UP!!!!
THAT IS SOOOO HILARIOUSLY GOOD!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I REALLY CANT STOP!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I HEARD ALL THESE BEFORE!.!.!.!.!.GOT SOME MORE!.!.I'M A BLONDIE AND I LOVE THEM!.!.I'M A BLONDIE WITH 2 COLLAGE DEGREES!.!.TELL ME SOME MORE!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Oldies but very much goodies--thanx for the giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com

Good ones! Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

do you hate blondes!? Your last 4 questions on here are attacking blondes!! lol!. whats the deal dude!. Did one break up with you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Did you hear about the blond that was trying to put a tiger puzzle together !? It was a box of Frosted Flakes !Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have heard these before, and once again, they are not funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL ^0^Www@Enter-QA@Com

ya there pretty funny but heres another one she was put in a circle room and was told to sit in the cornerWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a week!?

the box said "Up to 20 pounds"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

NICE!!!!!!!.!.!.!.!.Post more



tcWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha oh my goshWww@Enter-QA@Com

those r all old!.!.!.try getting new ones!. but they r funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ok my friend told me this one (and ironically she has blond hair):
ok so there was a blond, a brunette adn a redhead who were all dead ghosts and an angel told them "if you can go up these 100 steps without laughing you can go to heaven","at each step i will tell you a joke"
on the first and second steps nobody laughed at the jokes
on the 3rd step the brunette laughed and the step opened up from under her (she dropped to hell)
on the 50th step the redhead dropped to hell when she laughed
on the 100th step the angel told the last joke and there was a pause, then the blonde started cracking up! the angel then asked "you almost made it, why did you suddenly laugh!?" and she answered: "i just figured out the joke from the first step"
wow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol very funny


blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4





These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.



They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.

why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet


Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.



Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet


how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box



this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."



two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Here's a funny one!.
COP vs CRIMINAL
There's a brunet, a blonde, and a red head that just escaped from jail!. The cop chasing them is also blonde!.
They all ran into a animal barn!.
Brunet went to the chicken coop
When the cop followed the Brunet clucked!.
The cop then said, "It's only some chickens"
Red head went to pig pen
When the cop followed the Red head oinked!.
The cop then sid, "It's only some pigs"
Blonde ran into a pile of potatoes!.
When the cop followed the Blonde said "Potato, Potato"
Then the cop then said, "It's only some potatoes"
WHY DID THE BLONDE CROSS THE BRIDGE
Between two blondes is a foot bridge!.
One blonde asked the other "How do you get to the other side"
Then the other said, "Your on the other side"
I KNEW A BLODE SO STUPID THAT
She bought a book titled "How to read"
She lost her house and went into the kitchen to find it
She bought a dollar with her 100 dollar bill to make her richer
She bought a train for a Hobo!.
She said to a midget, "Ahhhhhhh, your so cute!. Little man!."
She stole from poor people and gave it to rich people
THE TREEHOUSE BLONDES
There are three blondes, Poop, ShutUp, and Manners
Their in a tree house and Manners fell out the window
Poop jumped down to save him
Shutup called the cops!.
The cop said ''What's your name son!?"
"ShutUp sir"
"Where's your manners" the cop said back
"Pickin' up Poop"
CALL 911
So a blonde witnesses a robbery
She looked in a phone book to "Call 911"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lame!. Immature!. Sexist!.

Max, do something else with your time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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