Classic blonde joke?!


Question: Classic blonde joke!?
blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops!. They hide on a potato farm!. They crawl into some potato bags!. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it!. She says, "Meow!." The cop confirms that it is just a cat!. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it!. She says, "Woof!." The cop says that it is just a dog!. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it!. She says in her sweetest voice, "Potatoe Potatoe!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
i will use it when i play hide and seek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here is one for u

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day!. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio!.

He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way!.

After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in!. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this!."

After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly!. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in!.

A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away!. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage!. When he asked what happened, she said: "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold!. I can't remember anything after I turned off the big fan!.!.!."

#2
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself!.

A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists!.

"What are you doing!." they ask her!.

So she replies "Hanging myself!."

The men are confused and asked "If you are hanging youself, you put the rope around your neck!."

The blond says "Duh!.!.!.!.I tried that, I couldn't breath!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill!. Who picks it up!?

The dumb blonde, because there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or a
smart blonde!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha Here's another!.!.!.

A blonde was in a boat in the middle of a field with no water anywhere to be seen!.
Another blonde drove by, stopped and shouted - "Oi what do you think your doing!? you're giving a bad name to us blondes! If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your butt!.

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

thats pretty good!. it heard it before though!. how about this one!. a blond and a brunette are driving in a car!. the brunette says "awww!.!.!. a dead bird!." the blonde looks up and says "where!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha Ha We are so bad with blond ones !.
I have one

What do you call a smart blonde!?
a golden retriever!.

To the blond ones: Do not take it in a wrong way, a little jokes can make us smile at least and to release stress!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

is this actually a question!?
Here's another joke:

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
0!. A brunette screws in the lightbulb whilst all blondes clap!.

It's cr*p i no!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

real good one!
a real classic!.!.(sigh)!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmfaooo tht joke never gets old lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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