Another blonde jokeee (:?!
Question: Another blonde jokeee (:!?
There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope!. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths!. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself!. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ha ha
what a gr8 sacrifice i too started clapping!!!!!!!!!!
here is one for u
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head!.
"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde!.
"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde!.
"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed!.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde!. Within seconds, the blonde dies!. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what a gr8 sacrifice i too started clapping!!!!!!!!!!
here is one for u
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head!.
"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde!.
"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde!.
"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed!.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde!. Within seconds, the blonde dies!. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father!. 'Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!'
'I did!? What did I tell you!?' said the dad!.
'You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble!.'
'What are you talking about!? That's one of the largest banks in the state,' he said!. 'there must be some mistake!.'
'I don't think so,' she sniffed!. 'They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
'I did!? What did I tell you!?' said the dad!.
'You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble!.'
'What are you talking about!? That's one of the largest banks in the state,' he said!. 'there must be some mistake!.'
'I don't think so,' she sniffed!. 'They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now this fatacy is hilarious!. The blonde claps and she falls to her death!? what can i say!? Great joke
And its very cute and I'm laughing out loud
LOL
WillWww@Enter-QA@Com
And its very cute and I'm laughing out loud
LOL
WillWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's brilliantly hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe!.!.!.haha!.!.hoho!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that was amazingWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is dumb!Www@Enter-QA@Com
now that what I call a dumb a*s blonde!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is a good one!.!.!.but I can not tell that in the office!.!.!.they are all blonds thereWww@Enter-QA@Com