Does anybody know any good dead baby jokes?!
Question: Does anybody know any good dead baby jokes!?
I think they're hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Well, i like babys and plan to be a father but ive heard one from a friend!.Anyway here it goes!.
A mother was right about to have her baby!. She was pushing and pushing!. Breathing, Panting!. She was in what I think its called labor!. Well she had the baby!. Doctor said” It is a boy!.” But she didn’t see him, the baby, because the doctor slammed the baby on the floor!. He then stomped on it and stomped then kicked it around, while the mother watched in horror!. She screamed “You killed my baby!” The Doctor then said “ April Fools! He was already dead!” so yea!. kind of cruel though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A mother was right about to have her baby!. She was pushing and pushing!. Breathing, Panting!. She was in what I think its called labor!. Well she had the baby!. Doctor said” It is a boy!.” But she didn’t see him, the baby, because the doctor slammed the baby on the floor!. He then stomped on it and stomped then kicked it around, while the mother watched in horror!. She screamed “You killed my baby!” The Doctor then said “ April Fools! He was already dead!” so yea!. kind of cruel though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you get a dead baby out of a blender!?
chips
What's red and white and sitting in a corner!?
a dead baby chewing on razor blades
What's red white and green and sitting in a corner!?
same dead baby, three weeks later
Why did the dead baby cross the road!?
it was stapled to the chicken!.
Wanna hear a bad joke!?
a bag of dead babies!.
What's worse than that!?
one baby trying to eat his way to freedom
What's worse than that!?
he goes back for seconds!.
What's red and white and can't turn around in a hallway!?
a baby with a javolin through his head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
chips
What's red and white and sitting in a corner!?
a dead baby chewing on razor blades
What's red white and green and sitting in a corner!?
same dead baby, three weeks later
Why did the dead baby cross the road!?
it was stapled to the chicken!.
Wanna hear a bad joke!?
a bag of dead babies!.
What's worse than that!?
one baby trying to eat his way to freedom
What's worse than that!?
he goes back for seconds!.
What's red and white and can't turn around in a hallway!?
a baby with a javolin through his head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Someone at my school told me these, I think they're kind of sick!.!.!.!.
Q!. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferarri!?
A!. I don't have a Ferarri in my garage!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q!. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferarri!?
A!. I don't have a Ferarri in my garage!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHA UR an asshole!!!!!! yep i said it report me i dont careWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think you are an a**hole!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow-those are just wrongWww@Enter-QA@Com