How about these?!
Question: How about these!?
1!.freddy:I see your new microscope magnifies three times!.
teddy:oh no!I've used it twice already!
2!.A man went to a pet shop auction hoping to get a nice parrot!.He found a nice one!.however when it was put up for sale,the biddibg went higher and higher!.finally,the parrot was his!.He went out,glad with his purchase,but had second thoughts and went back,as he had paid a lot for it!.what if the parrot couldn't talk!?
he asked the auctioneer "say,does this parrot talk!?If it doesn't, I want my money back!"
on hearing this,the parrot spoke,"Not talk!Who do u think was bidding against you in the auction!?"
3!.wife:harry!are you awake!?i think there is a burglar downstairs!
husband:No,i'm asleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
teddy:oh no!I've used it twice already!
2!.A man went to a pet shop auction hoping to get a nice parrot!.He found a nice one!.however when it was put up for sale,the biddibg went higher and higher!.finally,the parrot was his!.He went out,glad with his purchase,but had second thoughts and went back,as he had paid a lot for it!.what if the parrot couldn't talk!?
he asked the auctioneer "say,does this parrot talk!?If it doesn't, I want my money back!"
on hearing this,the parrot spoke,"Not talk!Who do u think was bidding against you in the auction!?"
3!.wife:harry!are you awake!?i think there is a burglar downstairs!
husband:No,i'm asleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
good ones pal keep them rolling!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com