Another Joke for u all...?!


Question: Another Joke for u all!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.A couple are out playing golf together!. The wife takes the first swing and the golf ball smashes right thru the window of a mansion near the golf course!. The couple rush over to the mansion, finding the door open they go inside!. There on the floor lies an antique bottle broken to pieces with a man sitting beside it!. The couple apologise profusely and offer to replace it!. The man says, "u have done me a great favour, i am the genie of the bottle and i have been trapped in there for 1000 years!. I will grant 3 wishes!. One for each of u but if u dont mind i'll keep the 3rd wish for myself!.

The husband wishes for £10,000,000 every year for life!.
"Yr wish is granted" said the genie!.

The wife wishes for a mansion in every country in the world!.
"Yr wish is granted" says the genie!.

The couple ask in unison "and yr wish!?"

"I havent had sex in 1000 years!. May i pls spend one night with u" he says to the wife!.

The couple say yes as the genie has helped them greatly!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hahahah, i loved that, i am currently emailing the joke around to all my other workmates!Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh!.!.!. gosh!.!.!. this is a great joke!!!!
super funny and green minded!
love it! ?_?
★★★★★ five stars!
10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

Awsome!.!.!.
lmao!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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haha qualityWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!!! hahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaahahahheeeheeheehahahahaheee, I didn't see that one lol hahahaha
oh yeah 10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

excellent 10/10 plus a star for making me laugh out loud on this cold wet tuesday morning :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

AHAHA such a freakWww@Enter-QA@Com

loooolWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL suckers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol, nice :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Not new but still very funny!. Liked it a lot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that ones out of the top draw excellentWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha!.!.ive heard tat b4 !.!.but its good!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.this one was new & freakin hillarious :-))Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Oh my goodness, that's a nice one!. Haha!. Shared it with my friend and she laughed her butt off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that is so funny!!hahaha!lol!i really love this joke!.!.!.!.its awesome!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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