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Question: Do you need a good laugh!?
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden!. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was!. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders!. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground!. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention!. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating!.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing' she asked!. 'They're mating,' her father replied!.
'What do you call the spider on top' she asked!. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered!.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs' the little girl asked!.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied 'No dear!. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs!.'
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain s**t in our garden!'

Brings a tear to your eye!.!.!.!.doesn't it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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i have a good one 2:


Three Brothers :

An Irish man walks into a pub!. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have!?"
The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please!."

So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone!. He then orders three more!.

The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold!. You don't have to order three at a time!. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one!."

The man says, "You don't understand!. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States!. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together!. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together!.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition!.

Every week the man came in and ordered three beers!. Then one week he came in and ordered only two!. He drank them and then ordered two more!.

The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died!."

The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking!."

was this funny!? pleese pick me :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

HA!HA! I FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com

thats actually really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

pity the father lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Wow!. Just!.!.!.!.!.!.!.wow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HA!!! thats funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

how do 2 dady longleggs make a baby longleg though!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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