Walmart Greeter!!!!!?!
Question: Walmart Greeter!!!!!!?
I got me a part time job at the Wal-Mart the other
day as a greeter!.
But, my first day turned out to be my last!!.!.!.!.
Here's what happened:
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance!.
I said pleasantly,
'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart!. Nice children you have there!. Are they twins!?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell No they ain't twins! The oldest un's 9 and the otheren's 7!. Why the hell would you think they're twins!? Are you blind!.!.!. or just stupid!?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' I replied!.!.!.!.
'I just couldn't believe someone made love to you twice!
!.!.!.!.!.!.Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!.'
For some reason they said I did not need to come back!
I guess the truth is just too much for some people!.
You know me!.!.!.!. I call 'em like I see 'em!.
Oh well!.!.!. back to my rocker!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
day as a greeter!.
But, my first day turned out to be my last!!.!.!.!.
Here's what happened:
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance!.
I said pleasantly,
'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart!. Nice children you have there!. Are they twins!?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell No they ain't twins! The oldest un's 9 and the otheren's 7!. Why the hell would you think they're twins!? Are you blind!.!.!. or just stupid!?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' I replied!.!.!.!.
'I just couldn't believe someone made love to you twice!
!.!.!.!.!.!.Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!.'
For some reason they said I did not need to come back!
I guess the truth is just too much for some people!.
You know me!.!.!.!. I call 'em like I see 'em!.
Oh well!.!.!. back to my rocker!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That's pretty funny!!! I try to go in at least once a day to visit my peeps in the parking lot!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA! lol x0x0x0xWww@Enter-QA@Com
u need to get 10points just for telling this story,its great that u haave such a good since of humor,peace n love b with u!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WAL-MART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i love walmart!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL thats great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
AHHHHHHHH, not good! hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolololol!.!.!.!.!.ha i love it!.!.!.how funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard that but it's still really funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com