I No Speak English: Do You???!


Question: I No Speak English: Do You!?!?!?
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu!.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but managed to communicate with her husband!.

The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries!.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs!.

She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her
skirt to show her thighs!.

The butcher got the message and the lady went
home with pork legs!.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts!.

Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
breast!. The lady got what she wanted!.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages!. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store!.!.!.

And then:::::::::

And then, you will never guess what happend next!.




What were you thinking!? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
man huff now i want to be a butcher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ha ha gr8 stuff

i am from Asia India most if use know English pretty well!!!!!!!!!!!

but i loved this jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

darn it lol
i know tht you know what i was thinking cnt belive i thought th lol tht a gd jkWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahah!Www@Enter-QA@Com

thanksfully he speaks English! LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol funny one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha!.!.!.!.she shudve taken her hubby all the time b4 too!.!.!.silly lady!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh hahahaha lol you got meh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

oops!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hehe !;pWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Nice one
Fraid my mind was on something else thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com

very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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