The housewife and the TV repair man?!
Question: The housewife and the TV repair man!?
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her!. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her!. When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a !. !. !. well !. !. !. unusual request!. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret!."
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on!. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness!. A certain disability!. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man !. !. !. "The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!"
"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door !. !. !." "Yes yes!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on!. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness!. A certain disability!. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man !. !. !. "The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!"
"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door !. !. !." "Yes yes!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ha ha
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starred *Www@Enter-QA@Com
starred *Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent joke, lol, thanx!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Freezer a jolly good fellow, freezer jolly good!.!.!.!.ah forget it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant!!!
*hahahahahahaha*
rotflolWww@Enter-QA@Com
*hahahahahahaha*
rotflolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha pure brilliance :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty good, could see the punchline coming though!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very good, but a bit of an obvious endingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe very good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! Poor sucker!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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yes yes!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!. very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny but I feel sorry for the repair man!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Didnt quite do it for me sorry mate!.
Here is one to get you laughing tho!.!.!.!.
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money & a car to rob!.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed!. He orders the guy out of bed & ties him to a chair!. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom!.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict!. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail & hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain!.!.!.!.!.do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you or he might kills us both be strong, honey!. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear!. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, & asked if we had any lubricant!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you too!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here is one to get you laughing tho!.!.!.!.
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money & a car to rob!.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed!. He orders the guy out of bed & ties him to a chair!. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom!.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict!. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail & hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain!.!.!.!.!.do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you or he might kills us both be strong, honey!. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear!. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, & asked if we had any lubricant!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you too!"Www@Enter-QA@Com