Funny joke that will make you **** yourself?!
Question: Funny joke that will make you **** yourself!?
A Mexican citizen, American Citizen, British Citizen, A French Citizen are on a plane!. The pilot says we are going down unless 3 people jump out!. Only one person and myself can stay or we will all die!. The French guy says!.!."I will show you the bravery of the French people" Jumps out and says FOR FRANCE! The American walks up grabs the Mexican throws him out and says "Remeber the ALAMO!." The the British and American thrown the pilot out and fly the plane to Las Vegas and make a cool million!!! Is this funny!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
You screwed it up man, its not funny cause you didn't post it right!. It goes a little something like this!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below!. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps!. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps!. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below!. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps!. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps!. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice joke!. It′s good to see variations of the standard as per mickey07′s!. So I reckon a star for cheek and a super ending because I was that Englishman!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahhaha that was sooo funny keep it up dude that was great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awful!Www@Enter-QA@Com
*tumbleweed blows past*Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.(you are sick)no coments!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
by far the stupidest joke i've ever heard!Www@Enter-QA@Com
goodnightWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats not funny at allWww@Enter-QA@Com
NOT FUNNY AT ALLWww@Enter-QA@Com
maybe it is funny for some people but for me it sure is not!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.and yeah!.!.!.
*crickets chirp*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*crickets chirp*Www@Enter-QA@Com
NoWww@Enter-QA@Com
yea it was soooo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
dont get it
its not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
its not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
not in the least bit funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!=(Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh no!.!.!. not at all :-(Www@Enter-QA@Com
ah!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. noWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
um no not at allWww@Enter-QA@Com
noWww@Enter-QA@Com
noWww@Enter-QA@Com
not the way YOU tell it
get some sleepWww@Enter-QA@Com
get some sleepWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't find that funny!.!.!.sorry!.!.!.
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what was the point!?Www@Enter-QA@Com