Funny joke that will make you **** yourself?!


Question: Funny joke that will make you **** yourself!?
A Mexican citizen, American Citizen, British Citizen, A French Citizen are on a plane!. The pilot says we are going down unless 3 people jump out!. Only one person and myself can stay or we will all die!. The French guy says!.!."I will show you the bravery of the French people" Jumps out and says FOR FRANCE! The American walks up grabs the Mexican throws him out and says "Remeber the ALAMO!." The the British and American thrown the pilot out and fly the plane to Las Vegas and make a cool million!!! Is this funny!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
HAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com

You screwed it up man, its not funny cause you didn't post it right!. It goes a little something like this!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below!. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps!. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps!. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice joke!. It′s good to see variations of the standard as per mickey07′s!. So I reckon a star for cheek and a super ending because I was that Englishman!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahhaha that was sooo funny keep it up dude that was great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Awful!Www@Enter-QA@Com

*tumbleweed blows past*Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.(you are sick)no coments!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

by far the stupidest joke i've ever heard!Www@Enter-QA@Com

goodnightWww@Enter-QA@Com

Thats not funny at allWww@Enter-QA@Com

NOT FUNNY AT ALLWww@Enter-QA@Com

maybe it is funny for some people but for me it sure is not!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.and yeah!.!.!.

*crickets chirp*Www@Enter-QA@Com

NoWww@Enter-QA@Com

yea it was soooo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

dont get it
its not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

not in the least bit funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don't get it!=(Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh no!.!.!. not at all :-(Www@Enter-QA@Com

ah!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. noWww@Enter-QA@Com

i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com

um no not at allWww@Enter-QA@Com

noWww@Enter-QA@Com

noWww@Enter-QA@Com

not the way YOU tell it

get some sleepWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don't find that funny!.!.!.sorry!.!.!.
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what was the point!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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