Tell me your funniest yo-momma jokes!?!


Question: Tell me your funniest yo-momma jokes!!?
Example: Your momma is so fat when she saw a yellow school bus filled with white kids she shouted, "Stop that twinky!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Yo mama so heavy she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super-bowl!.
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so ugly she walked into a room and the building died
Yo mama so ugly she makes religious people cuss!. IN CHURCHWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo Momma so fat that she went to the Gulf of Mexico to go swimming, and farted, and that's what caused Hurricane Katrina!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo-momma is so vain,i bet she think we are talking about her!.
yo-momma wore a t-shirt, on the front said, i 'm in shape!.
[round is a shape]and on her back said i'm rich bitc!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiled, traffic slowed!.

Yo mamma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

YOUR MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE MADE AN ONION CRYWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama so old she knew the Burger King when he was a princeWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamma so fat when she jumps for joy she gets stuck!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma's so old she wears a jesus starter jacket!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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