Who has a really funny joke or riddle w/ a really funny answer?!
Question: Who has a really funny joke or riddle w/ a really funny answer!?
Answers:
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you sould join "funnypranksandjokes" at yahoo groups also we do riddles
A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road!. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit!. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit!. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead!. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry!.
A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over!. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong!. "I feel terrible," he explained!. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it!." The blonde told the man not to worry!. She knew what to do!.
She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can!. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can all over the rabbit!. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road!. Fifty feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet!.
The man was astonished!. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can!? What did you spray on that rabbit!?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label!.
It said:
(Are you ready for this!?)
(Are you sure!?)
(OK, here it comes !. !. !. )
"Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair!. Adds Permanent Wave!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road!. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit!. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit!. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead!. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry!.
A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over!. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong!. "I feel terrible," he explained!. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it!." The blonde told the man not to worry!. She knew what to do!.
She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can!. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can all over the rabbit!. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road!. Fifty feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet!.
The man was astonished!. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can!? What did you spray on that rabbit!?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label!.
It said:
(Are you ready for this!?)
(Are you sure!?)
(OK, here it comes !. !. !. )
"Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair!. Adds Permanent Wave!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
youre on a road!. there's a giraffe in front of you, going at a constant speed!. there are two rhinos beside you, going at the same speed!. there is a lion behind you, also going at the same speed as you!. you want to switch lanes!. how do you do this!?
get your drunk as s off the merry go round!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
get your drunk as s off the merry go round!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Worried mother gives her daughter a pack of condoms b4 a hot date!.!.!.!.!.
girl laughs and hugs her mum : " Times have changed ma!.!.!. i m datin Sara !.!.Giv me Candles!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
girl laughs and hugs her mum : " Times have changed ma!.!.!. i m datin Sara !.!.Giv me Candles!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com