The final flight?!
Question: The final flight!?
In a transatlantic flight, the plane passes into a severe storm!. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning and is detatched!.
One woman in particular loses it!. Screaming, she stands up at the front of the plane and yells, "I'm too young to die! But if I'm going to, I want my last minutes to be memorable! I've had plenty of lovers in my life, but none of them has ever made me feel like a woman! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a real woman!?"
For a moment there is dead silence!. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman!. Then a man stands up at the rear of the plane!. "I can make you feel like a real woman," he says, his voice low and husky!.
The man is handsome, tall, well-built, broad shoulders, flowing jet-black hair and soft brown eyes!. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he goes, one button at a time!. No-one moves!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One woman in particular loses it!. Screaming, she stands up at the front of the plane and yells, "I'm too young to die! But if I'm going to, I want my last minutes to be memorable! I've had plenty of lovers in my life, but none of them has ever made me feel like a woman! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a real woman!?"
For a moment there is dead silence!. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman!. Then a man stands up at the rear of the plane!. "I can make you feel like a real woman," he says, his voice low and husky!.
The man is handsome, tall, well-built, broad shoulders, flowing jet-black hair and soft brown eyes!. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he goes, one button at a time!. No-one moves!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Oh, that reminds me:
Q: What is long, hard and stiff and makes a woman moan!?
A: an ironing board!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: What is long, hard and stiff and makes a woman moan!?
A: an ironing board!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
typical !
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant and very funny thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Golden oldie, lol, but funny every time I hear it!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaHAHAHA!!!! oh my word!!! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have to admit that I saw that coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man of steel! Iron will! Will she, or, won't she! (good joke!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was heard many times about
what a woman wants from a man
i think this man knows it!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what a woman wants from a man
i think this man knows it!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one as usualWww@Enter-QA@Com
Saw that one a mile away!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ancient !.!.!.!.!.!.!.that one is on here every weekWww@Enter-QA@Com
old!
but still gold!.!.!.
*gg*Www@Enter-QA@Com
but still gold!.!.!.
*gg*Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com