Catholic school girls (joke)?!
Question: Catholic school girls (joke)!?
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish!. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St!. Peter!.St!. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis!?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger!."
St!. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate!."St!. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis!?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one!."
St!. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate!."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line!.When she reaches the front of the line St!. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger!."
St!. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate!."St!. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis!?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one!."
St!. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate!."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line!.When she reaches the front of the line St!. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!.!.!.!.LOL!.!.!.!.!.some more!.!.
Handling Multiple Work
Interviewer: Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work!? Job Seeker: I ought to be able to!. I've had 12 different jobs in four months!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Handling Multiple Work
Interviewer: Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work!? Job Seeker: I ought to be able to!. I've had 12 different jobs in four months!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another howler from the M!ghty H@mst@r!
I think every incarnation is funnier than the last!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think every incarnation is funnier than the last!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ohh my GODD that is halariouse!! ive never gave anything a star before, but this defentally deserves it! 10/10 joke! Loll!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAH! Very good! Ir made my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha!!! thats nasty and totally funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO -- Oh, today was a stellar Bebop day!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFPMSL! This is definately a sharer!. !.!.!. still laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was awesome, where the hell do you come up with these, lol!. Keep em coming
Here's a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Here's a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG LOL thats hella funny, omg my ex went to an all girls cathloic school and that sounds like herWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats a very funny joke! I just loved it! It gave me a good laugh!
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
I enjoyed that!. Must admit I thought I was a bit stupid trying to 'get it' before I read your addition!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, I should have but didn't see that coming, good one Hamster!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol have a star! x0xWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny, here is a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man ur right!. Todays batch was just so fu*kin hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG wht kind of girl is that, but is till damn funny!. i love ur jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com