Any good DECENT one line jokes and riddles???!


Question: Any good DECENT one line jokes and riddles!?!?!?
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There are a man and a woman on an isle, nobody else besides them lives there!. She: 'Do you love me'!? He: 'Yes darling!.!.!.!.whomever else!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com

It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines!. "Would you like dinner!?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front!. "What are my choices!?" John asked!. "Yes or no," she replied!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If Adam and Eve had been Chinese we'd all still be in Paradise coz they would have left the apple and eaten the snake!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Everyone has a photographic memory!. Some don't have film!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender asks him,"Why the long face!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

-Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over!.


hope it makes you smile (:Www@Enter-QA@Com



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