Before the operation!!!?!
Question: Before the operation!!!!?
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter!.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand!.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied!.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man!.
Naturally, the guy began to worry!.
"Is this your husband!?" he inquired nervously!.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him!.
"Your boyfriend then!?" he asked!.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear!.
"Well, who is he then!?" demanded the bewildered guy!.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand!.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied!.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man!.
Naturally, the guy began to worry!.
"Is this your husband!?" he inquired nervously!.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him!.
"Your boyfriend then!?" he asked!.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear!.
"Well, who is he then!?" demanded the bewildered guy!.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Still makes me laugh!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that's pretty funny, howya like this one!?
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day!. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer!.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what!? "You have been with me all through the bad times!. When I got fired, you were there to support me!. When my business failed, you were there!. When I got shot, you were by my side!. When we lost the house, you stayed right here!. When my health started failing, you were still by my side!.!.!. You know what!?"
"What dear!?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth!.
"I think you're bad luck!.!.!. get the f!.u!.c!.k away from me!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day!. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer!.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what!? "You have been with me all through the bad times!. When I got fired, you were there to support me!. When my business failed, you were there!. When I got shot, you were by my side!. When we lost the house, you stayed right here!. When my health started failing, you were still by my side!.!.!. You know what!?"
"What dear!?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth!.
"I think you're bad luck!.!.!. get the f!.u!.c!.k away from me!."Www@Enter-QA@Com