What do you think of my joke!?!
Question: What do you think of my joke!!?
3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scotch, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it!.
"I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie!.
The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too!. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity!."
So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish!.
The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity!.
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England!. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious!. Please tell me more about this wall!."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out!."
The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie!.
The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too!. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity!."
So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish!.
The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity!.
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England!. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious!. Please tell me more about this wall!."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out!."
The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha never seen it coming hilarious u wrote it yourself!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is more hilarious!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*hahahahaha*
good 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
good 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's okay but i don't know why the scot guy says to fill it up with water!. it's not that good but its not that bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha for every one well wisher, there is a evil wisher!!!!!!!!!
its equal and opposite!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
its equal and opposite!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stereotypical, but good for a laugh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's pretty good!. Did You make that up yourself!? I get that since just recently in Geography we learned how the Scots and Brits hate eachother because of religion!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i smiled
but its not hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
but its not hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah heard that before!.!.
There are many variations to it!.!.
Still manages to get a giggle outt meWww@Enter-QA@Com
There are many variations to it!.!.
Still manages to get a giggle outt meWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny if your scottish Not so funny for England :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get it!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it brought a smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats good lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
long!.!.!. but cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that i guess funny in a wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that is quite funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!.!.!.!. just loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
I enjoy it a grreat dealWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao! good one! keep writing!!!!!!!
lol im a dork=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol im a dork=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
is this a long longshanks joke, from braveheart!?
it's a good joke and can be shortened, but is good if you got an audiance interested in details
and it's good to get them saved too
it takes a heart operation!.
I once did my best to believe there was no creator, so I could live as if there was no God, though I am born and raised Jewish!.
Jesus gives grace and specifically speaks for us "And such WERE some of you but you have been cleansed by the blood of Jesus!." I Corinthians 6:9-13
and he gives the way of salvation which worked for me as well as for all that will listen and believe;
Messiah as promised would die for our sins
Isaiah 53 "He will be rejected and lay down his life to make atonement for our sins!."
the Bible predicts that the Messiah/anointed one, would be God
Isaiah 9:6 "Unto us a child i born a son is given, and he will be mighty God, wonderful in counsel, the everlasting father and the prince of peace!."
loved by Jesus a word not heard in other faiths, unconditionally!.
some help from above too,
& THAT HELP=Jesus offers answers!.
a good chapter Philippians 4: 6&7 prayer and peace
13 power to do all good thing through Jesus
also in the chapter is rejoice evermore and contentment
written from Paul in prison for life for preaching the gospel, yet greatest book on joy love (chapter 1) and peace
Philippians 1:6 'Being confident in this very thing, that he which began a good work in you will continue it till the day of Jesus Christ!."
thanks good question;
My Jewish people, they arent about knowing God personally!. Our religious service apart from Messianic Jewish are just regular Jewish chanting, trying to invoke a blessing from a God that has been missing for 2,700 years, since the last recongnized prophet Malachi, who ended saying come Messiah!.
David in Messiah Jesus amazing grace, repented of sins and asked Jesus in to be my good shepherd Psalm 23 & John 10, Savior John 3 & 10,
I prayed "Help me Jesus, thanks for dying for my sins I am sorry for even one lie and all the other sins, come into my heart and be my friend, amen!."
it worked wonderful, now the bible is God's love letter to my heart!.
and Jesus is my
best friend
Revelation 3:19&20 As Jesus says "I love you, repent quickly of sins!. Behold I am at your heart's door knocking to come in, if you let me in, I will enter to be your leader and friend!."
have a good future today with the big picture in play
pray for as Jesus says salvation and then the power to laugh love and live!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it's a good joke and can be shortened, but is good if you got an audiance interested in details
and it's good to get them saved too
it takes a heart operation!.
I once did my best to believe there was no creator, so I could live as if there was no God, though I am born and raised Jewish!.
Jesus gives grace and specifically speaks for us "And such WERE some of you but you have been cleansed by the blood of Jesus!." I Corinthians 6:9-13
and he gives the way of salvation which worked for me as well as for all that will listen and believe;
Messiah as promised would die for our sins
Isaiah 53 "He will be rejected and lay down his life to make atonement for our sins!."
the Bible predicts that the Messiah/anointed one, would be God
Isaiah 9:6 "Unto us a child i born a son is given, and he will be mighty God, wonderful in counsel, the everlasting father and the prince of peace!."
loved by Jesus a word not heard in other faiths, unconditionally!.
some help from above too,
& THAT HELP=Jesus offers answers!.
a good chapter Philippians 4: 6&7 prayer and peace
13 power to do all good thing through Jesus
also in the chapter is rejoice evermore and contentment
written from Paul in prison for life for preaching the gospel, yet greatest book on joy love (chapter 1) and peace
Philippians 1:6 'Being confident in this very thing, that he which began a good work in you will continue it till the day of Jesus Christ!."
thanks good question;
My Jewish people, they arent about knowing God personally!. Our religious service apart from Messianic Jewish are just regular Jewish chanting, trying to invoke a blessing from a God that has been missing for 2,700 years, since the last recongnized prophet Malachi, who ended saying come Messiah!.
David in Messiah Jesus amazing grace, repented of sins and asked Jesus in to be my good shepherd Psalm 23 & John 10, Savior John 3 & 10,
I prayed "Help me Jesus, thanks for dying for my sins I am sorry for even one lie and all the other sins, come into my heart and be my friend, amen!."
it worked wonderful, now the bible is God's love letter to my heart!.
and Jesus is my
best friend
Revelation 3:19&20 As Jesus says "I love you, repent quickly of sins!. Behold I am at your heart's door knocking to come in, if you let me in, I will enter to be your leader and friend!."
have a good future today with the big picture in play
pray for as Jesus says salvation and then the power to laugh love and live!.Www@Enter-QA@Com