Is this true? Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.?!
Question: Is this true!? Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex!.!?
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex!. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face!.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex!. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen!.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex!. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time!. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom!.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long!. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you!."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex!. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night!. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex!. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more!. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone!.
And, last, but not least:
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex!. * You get a little each month!. But not enough to enjoy yourself!.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN!. I have enough problems of my own!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex!. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen!.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex!. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time!. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom!.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long!. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you!."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex!. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night!. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex!. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more!. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone!.
And, last, but not least:
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex!. * You get a little each month!. But not enough to enjoy yourself!.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN!. I have enough problems of my own!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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this is the best thing I have read in a long time but you forgot one phase, phase 8 when you have Bob sex (for females) yep his name is Bob (battery operated boyfriend) this may last for years,,,,he's very quite polite,,,,,,,thanks elizabethWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao sorry to add to your problems but 7th was me for a while but now its the sixthWww@Enter-QA@Com
liked the later stagesWww@Enter-QA@Com
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hee hee!.!.niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's good, thanks bunches!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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made me smile thanks :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!. i liked the 6th oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll only tell you that this is an old one!.!.!.
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thank you
for making me smile
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for making me smile
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I agree enough problems of our own!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Had a s**t day and needed a good laugh
Thankyou very much u made my dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Had a s**t day and needed a good laugh
Thankyou very much u made my dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
i kno wat stage im in but i dont wanna bug u!. cough cough r!.!.!.e l
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