Whats the funniest joke youve ever heard ?? x?!


Question: Whats the funniest joke youve ever heard !?!? x!?
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while they were on their honeymoon Linda and Jack were kidnapped!. They ended up in an old warehouse!. The kidnapper went up to Linda and whispered something into her ear!. When he left the room, Jack said to Linda "Baby do whatever he asks you to do, if he wants to have sex with you then have sex with him!." Linda looked at him and said, "Honey I'm so glad you feel this way because he wants to have sex with you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ole and Sven die and wake up in hell!. The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around a fire!. The devil asks them "What are you doing!? Isn't it hot enough for you!?
Ole and Sven reply, "Vell ya know, ve're from Nordern Minnesoda, the land of ice and snow and cold!. Ve're yust happy for da chance ta varm up a bit, don 't ya know!."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat!. The next morning he stops by again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens!. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you two feel that!?"
Again Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, like ve told you yesterday, ve're from Nordern Minnesoda, the land of ice and snow and cold!. Ve're yust happy for da chance ta warm up a bit ya know!."
This gets the devil a bit steamed and he decides to show these two just who is in charge down here!. He cranks up the heat as high as it can go!. The rest of the people are screaming and miserable!. He stops by to see if his two Minnesota tenants are the same, and is astonished to find them in light jackets and baseball caps, grilling walleye and drinking beer!. The devil says "Everyone down here is in absolute misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves! Why!?"
Ole and Sven reply, "Vell, ya know ve don't get too many varm days up dere in International Falls, ve just got to have a fish fry vhen da vedder is dis nice!."
This absolutely incenses the devil, he can barely see straight!. He finally comes up with a plan to set these two straight!. These two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives, so he decides to turn off all the heat!. The next morning, the temperature in hell is below zero, icicles are hanging off the ceilings, people are shivering so much that they don't even have the strength to complain!. The devil smiles and heads over to check on Ole &Sven!. He arrives and finds the two back in their parkas, hats, and mittens!. They are jumping up and down, cheering, and giving each other hi-fives!. The devil is now quite dumbfounded, "I just don't understand, I turn up the heat and you're happy!. Now I turn off the heat, it's freezing and you're still happy!. Why!?"
Ole and Sven stop their celebration and look at the devil with a surprised look and say "Vell, don't ya know, hell froze over!.!.!. dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

The one where my ex-husband told me he loved me and would always be there!.!.

Now THAT one gets me rolling EVERYTIME I think back on it!

(Joke's on him though!.!.hehehe)Www@Enter-QA@Com

why are seagulls called seagulls!?

because they fly over the sea!. if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels!

hahahaha imma dork(:Www@Enter-QA@Com

My friends and I went hunting for moose!. That's big game!. One morning I shot five bucks; that was the biggest game we had!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q: What did the bartender say to the horse that walked into the bar!?

A: Why the long face!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q: why did 18 sardars go to watch adult movie!?
A: coz under 18 wasn't allowed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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