Please explain.this joke..a man goes to see the Rabbi............?!
Question: Please explain!.this joke!.!.a man goes to see the Rabbi!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it!."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong!?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me!."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be!?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me!.
What should I do!?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what!. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know!."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife!. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours!. You want my advice!?"
The man said, "Yes!."
The Rabbi replied, "Take the poison!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong!?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me!."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be!?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me!.
What should I do!?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what!. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know!."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife!. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours!. You want my advice!?"
The man said, "Yes!."
The Rabbi replied, "Take the poison!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL
what it means
is that the guy would rather be dead then listen or look @ his wife!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what it means
is that the guy would rather be dead then listen or look @ his wife!Www@Enter-QA@Com
his wife was so annoying that the rabbi thought he should take the poison so he would die and wouldn't have to be with his wife anymoreWww@Enter-QA@Com
It means his wife is a nagging beotch & he'd be better off dead then having to listen to her every night!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.!.!.That's good!. I've known guys that should have taken poison!.Www@Enter-QA@Com