Why does it happen to me..I met a beautiful blonde lady and decided I wanted to !

She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other!.'

I said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along!.'

So she consented, we were married, and off we went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort!.

One morning we were lying by the pool, when i got up off of my towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point i straightened out and cut the water like a knife!.

After a few more demonstrations, i came back and lay down on the towel!.

She said, 'That was incredible!'

I said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion!. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along!.'

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths!. After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath!.

I said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer!?'

'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Mersey!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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