An old joke please explain An old lady dies and goes to heaven.?!
Question: An old joke please explain An old lady dies and goes to heaven!.!?
She's chatting it up with St!. Peter at the Pearly Gates
when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood
curdling screams!.
Don't worry about that,' says St!. Peter,
'It's only someone having the holes put into her
shoulder blades for the wings!.'
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on
with the conversation!.
Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams!.
'Oh my God,' says the old lady, 'now what is
happening!?'
'Not to worry,' says St!. Peter,
'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo!.'
'I can't do this,' says the old lady,
'I'm going to hell!.'
'You can't go there,' says St!. Peter!.
'You'll be raped and taken advantage of!.'
' Maybe so, says the old lady, but I've already
got the holes for that!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood
curdling screams!.
Don't worry about that,' says St!. Peter,
'It's only someone having the holes put into her
shoulder blades for the wings!.'
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on
with the conversation!.
Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams!.
'Oh my God,' says the old lady, 'now what is
happening!?'
'Not to worry,' says St!. Peter,
'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo!.'
'I can't do this,' says the old lady,
'I'm going to hell!.'
'You can't go there,' says St!. Peter!.
'You'll be raped and taken advantage of!.'
' Maybe so, says the old lady, but I've already
got the holes for that!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Love it!!! Something tells me you dont need an explanation!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
See, the lady would have to get holes drilled into her for a halo and wings!. But if she were raped, she already has a "lady-part" that the rapist would, well, rape!. So she's saying she'd rather have her existing "hole" (lady-part) taken advantage of than get new holes drilled into her for the wings and halo!.
It's a bit of a crude joke, but it's kinda funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's a bit of a crude joke, but it's kinda funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Liked the joke!. It′s really quite funny!.
Amandalu!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Wrong!.!.!.!.!.wrong!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. It′s a different system to males!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Amandalu!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Wrong!.!.!.!.!.wrong!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. It′s a different system to males!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, are you a virgin, do you know anatomyWww@Enter-QA@Com
BECAUSE She already got holes to be RAPED, from where she pee !!! DohWww@Enter-QA@Com
Probably a dirty joke!. A dirty meaning if you catch me!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao that is so funny :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
okWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is a green joke!.!.here's the explanation!.!.
when the old lady dies, she must be on a line on heaven!.!. and as everyone was saying, when we die we become an angel!.!. so maybe when the lady is on the line waiting to be an angel, she heard screams of terror or pain, so she asked st peter what was that!.!. so saint peter told her that it was a person who is in the process of turning into an angel!.!.that the person's shoulder is just being drilled to put the wings on it!.!. and a while later, she heard the cry again, so st peter told her that the person's head was being drilled for the halo to be put on it!.!.
so the old lady got scared so she decided to just go to hell!.!.but st peter warned her that persons who went to hell are raped and taken advantage of!.!. and here's the joke in the story , when the old lady told st peter "Maybe so, says the old lady, but I've already
got the holes for that!.'' and she is referring to her genital(she means that she will not be drilled to have a hole because she already has one)
i hope you now get it!.!.
that was hard to explain!.!.whooo :b
hoped you understand my explanation!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when the old lady dies, she must be on a line on heaven!.!. and as everyone was saying, when we die we become an angel!.!. so maybe when the lady is on the line waiting to be an angel, she heard screams of terror or pain, so she asked st peter what was that!.!. so saint peter told her that it was a person who is in the process of turning into an angel!.!.that the person's shoulder is just being drilled to put the wings on it!.!. and a while later, she heard the cry again, so st peter told her that the person's head was being drilled for the halo to be put on it!.!.
so the old lady got scared so she decided to just go to hell!.!.but st peter warned her that persons who went to hell are raped and taken advantage of!.!. and here's the joke in the story , when the old lady told st peter "Maybe so, says the old lady, but I've already
got the holes for that!.'' and she is referring to her genital(she means that she will not be drilled to have a hole because she already has one)
i hope you now get it!.!.
that was hard to explain!.!.whooo :b
hoped you understand my explanation!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What about this one!?
Sherlock Holmes and Dr!. Watson went on a camping trip!.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep!.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend!. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see!."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars!."
"What does that tell you!?"
Watson pondered for a minute!. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets!. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo!. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three!. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant!. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!. Why, what does it tell YOU!?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke!. "Watson, you idiot!. Some jerk has stolen our tent!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sherlock Holmes and Dr!. Watson went on a camping trip!.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep!.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend!. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see!."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars!."
"What does that tell you!?"
Watson pondered for a minute!. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets!. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo!. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three!. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant!. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!. Why, what does it tell YOU!?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke!. "Watson, you idiot!. Some jerk has stolen our tent!."Www@Enter-QA@Com