Rednecks rule because:...?!
Question: Rednecks rule because:!.!.!.!?
1!. Dinner can always be found on the side of the road!.
2!. Their belt buckles are considered valid I!.D!.!
3!. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
4!. They can spit with absolute accuracy!.
5!. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home!.
6!. Bluejeans and a flannel shirt are always considered formal!.
7!. At least that rusty pick-up's bought and paid for!.
8!. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos!.
9!. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair!.
10!. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunionsWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Their belt buckles are considered valid I!.D!.!
3!. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
4!. They can spit with absolute accuracy!.
5!. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home!.
6!. Bluejeans and a flannel shirt are always considered formal!.
7!. At least that rusty pick-up's bought and paid for!.
8!. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos!.
9!. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair!.
10!. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunionsWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Lol,i believe you! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
also a redneck funeral includes taking the roadkill off the spitroast, hanging the deceased on it, then feast heartily, best meal of the year for themWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i love the redneck jokes
but when i post em they mysteriously vanish !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but when i post em they mysteriously vanish !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*yawn*Www@Enter-QA@Com
LoL !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one !Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is so true! Lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
neatWww@Enter-QA@Com