Wich joke is funnier?!
Question: Wich joke is funnier!?
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money!."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"
A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning!. George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service workers!. Dubya asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box!.
The little boy said, "Republicans!."
The President beamed, patted the boy on the head, and said, "Atta boy!"
A few weeks later Bush was jogging again, this time with Dick Cheney in tow!. Bush stopped at the boy's house, winked at Dick and said, "Hey kid, what kind of pupies are in the box!?"
The boy said, "Democracts"
Bush looked crushed, saying, "What happened!? A few weeks ago they were Republicans!"
The boy said, "Well, the puppies opened their eyes!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"
A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning!. George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service workers!. Dubya asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box!.
The little boy said, "Republicans!."
The President beamed, patted the boy on the head, and said, "Atta boy!"
A few weeks later Bush was jogging again, this time with Dick Cheney in tow!. Bush stopped at the boy's house, winked at Dick and said, "Hey kid, what kind of pupies are in the box!?"
The boy said, "Democracts"
Bush looked crushed, saying, "What happened!? A few weeks ago they were Republicans!"
The boy said, "Well, the puppies opened their eyes!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
2nd oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first one was good but i really liked the second one!!! haha thanks for the laughsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha, both were excellent!!!
It's hard to choose so I'm just gonna go with the first one!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's hard to choose so I'm just gonna go with the first one!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
2nd oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
2nd oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
i have to go with the second oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
both r mind blowing !!!!!!!!!
that kid knows politics better!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that kid knows politics better!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the second one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
first!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first one is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first ones good but the second one made me laugh out loudWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice not bad!.!.Keep up the work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com