HERES A JOKE FOR U ALL...ENJOY{language joke}?!
Question: HERES A JOKE FOR U ALL!.!.!.ENJOY{language joke}!?
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility!.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English"!.
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c"!. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy!.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k"!. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter!.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f"!. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter!.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible!.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling!.
also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away!.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v"!.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl!.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza!. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru!.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas!.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English"!.
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c"!. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy!.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k"!. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter!.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f"!. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter!.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible!.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling!.
also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away!.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v"!.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl!.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza!. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru!.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas!.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
wunderbar, ich mochte es!
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das war fooking hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the 6th, 7th, and 8th sections look exactly like what 80% of the kids on the internet type!.
omg if i typ lyke dis, ppl wil thinz i r kewl!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg if i typ lyke dis, ppl wil thinz i r kewl!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You win!
Totally!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Totally!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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do you think it really matters, i believe the way that things are going on soon everything will be text messaging!. :):)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarioussss!. <33
send it to 2 friends!.
thanks for the laugh!. :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
send it to 2 friends!.
thanks for the laugh!. :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
*star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
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LOVED IT! im passing it on!.!.!.thank you for the smile you get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
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wowWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
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*star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I have a joke
Two blondes where watching t!.v
on the news there was a notice on a bomb that was let off in Brazil a couple of hours ago
it said " a bomb went off today and 100 brazillians were killed"
one of the blondes turns to the other and says "thats to bad!.!.!.!.!.wait how many is a brazillian!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two blondes where watching t!.v
on the news there was a notice on a bomb that was let off in Brazil a couple of hours ago
it said " a bomb went off today and 100 brazillians were killed"
one of the blondes turns to the other and says "thats to bad!.!.!.!.!.wait how many is a brazillian!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com