I am in need of some hilarious short jokes?!
Question: I am in need of some hilarious short jokes!?
Answers:
1)What is easy to get into but hard to get out of!?/--Trouble!
2)What is it that you can lose but noone else can find for you!?---Your temper!
3)How can you keep a dimwitted person occupied for hours!?--Give them a piece of paper with"Please turn over"written on both sides!. Hope that helps!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2)What is it that you can lose but noone else can find for you!?---Your temper!
3)How can you keep a dimwitted person occupied for hours!?--Give them a piece of paper with"Please turn over"written on both sides!. Hope that helps!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two cows are standing in a field!.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease!?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out!. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for!?"
Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God!?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water!?
just some cute corny jokes!!! i &hearts corny jokes !.!.!.!. so cute !.!.!.!. =PWww@Enter-QA@Com
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease!?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out!. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for!?"
Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God!?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water!?
just some cute corny jokes!!! i &hearts corny jokes !.!.!.!. so cute !.!.!.!. =PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School!. Usually she slept through the class!. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe!?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear!. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep!. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior!?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep!. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
what did one egg say to the other!?
crack!
sorry my friend tells me that all the time, he made it up and thinks its hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
crack!
sorry my friend tells me that all the time, he made it up and thinks its hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
look at mine for the question a couple before thisWww@Enter-QA@Com