Black eyes.....?!
Question: Black eyes!.!.!.!.!.!?
A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat!.
He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised, black eye!.
"Heck, what a coincidence! We both have black eyes! Mind if I ask how you got yours!?"
"Well," explains the man, "I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with beautiful breasts was behind the counter!.
When I asked to purchase a ticket to Pittsburgh, I accidentally blurted out 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh' and so she sucker-punched me!"
The man continues, "What's your story!?"
The other guy explains, "I was at the breakfast table and I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties,' but I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid bltch!.'"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised, black eye!.
"Heck, what a coincidence! We both have black eyes! Mind if I ask how you got yours!?"
"Well," explains the man, "I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with beautiful breasts was behind the counter!.
When I asked to purchase a ticket to Pittsburgh, I accidentally blurted out 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh' and so she sucker-punched me!"
The man continues, "What's your story!?"
The other guy explains, "I was at the breakfast table and I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties,' but I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid bltch!.'"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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