Pearly Gates...?!
Question: Pearly Gates!.!.!.!?
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates!. St!. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven!. There are some criteria before entry is allowed!.
For example, was the man religious in life!? Attend church!? No!? St!. Peter told him that's bad!.
Was he generous!? give money to the poor!? Charities!? No!? St!. Peter told him that that too was bad!.
Did he do any good deeds!? Help his neighbor!? Anything!? No!? St!. Peter was becoming concerned!.
Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime!. Work with me, I'm trying to help!. Now think!"
The man says, "There was this old lady!. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels!. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her!.
I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back!. I then helped her to her feet!. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face"!.
"Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive!. When did this happen"!?
"Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
For example, was the man religious in life!? Attend church!? No!? St!. Peter told him that's bad!.
Was he generous!? give money to the poor!? Charities!? No!? St!. Peter told him that that too was bad!.
Did he do any good deeds!? Help his neighbor!? Anything!? No!? St!. Peter was becoming concerned!.
Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime!. Work with me, I'm trying to help!. Now think!"
The man says, "There was this old lady!. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels!. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her!.
I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back!. I then helped her to her feet!. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face"!.
"Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive!. When did this happen"!?
"Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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lol it took a while but i finally got!. he died trying to fight the biker dude, right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the chuckle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
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a good en thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cool, that's well funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha pretty good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! His first good deed sent him straight to Heaven! What does that tell us!?!?!?
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Not bad, not bad at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com