Why we have a "Dear Abby" instead of a "Dear Adam" (joke)?!
Question: Why we have a "Dear Abby" instead of a "Dear Adam" (joke)!?
Dear Adam:
I hope you can help me here!. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual!. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt!. I walked back home to get my husband's help!.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes!. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up!. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years!. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear!. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months!. I told him to stop or I would leave him!.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hope you can help me here!. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual!. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt!. I walked back home to get my husband's help!.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes!. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up!. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years!. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear!. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months!. I told him to stop or I would leave him!.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
yikes!.!.!.!.!.a freak a zoid!.
split sell his things and put some gas in your car, however, I have no idea about the Dear Abby!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
split sell his things and put some gas in your car, however, I have no idea about the Dear Abby!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Simply Brilliant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
??? haha lol very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey, it was practical advice!. Abby would have wanted to get all touchy feelly and that simply won't get the car fixed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha good advice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Conan's already told this joke a few times!. It's still really funny in the end though! Worth a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL~SNAP!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
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That was good!.!.thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
great joke!.!.thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Thanks for the laugh! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com