Do you have a goldfish? (joke)?!
Question: Do you have a goldfish!? (joke)!?
Two Australian builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar!. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit!.
Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant!.
Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker!.
Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Phil and he makes for the toilet!. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal!. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder!.
Phil: - 'Scuse me!.!. no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living!?
Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession!.
Phil: - Oh! What's that then!?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example!.!.!. Do you have a goldfish at home!?
Phil: - Er!.!.!. mmm !. well yeah, I do as it happens!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant!.
Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker!.
Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Phil and he makes for the toilet!. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal!. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder!.
Phil: - 'Scuse me!.!. no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living!?
Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession!.
Phil: - Oh! What's that then!?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example!.!.!. Do you have a goldfish at home!?
Phil: - Er!.!.!. mmm !. well yeah, I do as it happens!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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That was so f*cking hilarious!. I was expecting a solid reason but instead - ur a wanker!
great one thumbs up for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was so f*cking hilarious!. I was expecting a solid reason but instead - ur a wanker!
great one thumbs up for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well there ya go, enough of the right questions and you know everything about some one!.
For example:
Do you know a witty hamster!.!.!.!.!.
Well, then, you must laugh a lot!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
For example:
Do you know a witty hamster!.!.!.!.!.
Well, then, you must laugh a lot!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! That's the funniest one so far in the batch! It's funny because it's Australian!. And I live in Australia and I don't take any offence!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i think i heard a different version long ago about a guy and a lawnmower but your version was great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd answer the "question" with I don't have a goldfish, but, well, um, I've read the rest of the post!. ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
O!.M!.G!. lol AHAHHAHA THATS A CLASSIC!.!.!.WANKER!!! ahahahhWww@Enter-QA@Com
??? haha lol very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny indeed, thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol!.
the witty hamster strikes again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the witty hamster strikes again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!. Loves it!!!??Www@Enter-QA@Com
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those are great thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
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