I this meant to be a joke ..please explain.Ray, an old retired sailor, puts on h!


Question: I this meant to be a joke !.!.please explain!.Ray, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform!?
and heads for the docks once more, for old time's sake!. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room!. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing!?!?

'The prostitute replies,

'Well Ray, old sailor, you're doing about three knots!.' 'Three knots!?'

He asks!.' What's that supposed to mean!?!?'

She says,

'You're knot hard,

You're knot in,


And you're knot getting your money back!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
You Are A Knot HeadWww@Enter-QA@Com

Funny !!!
By the was she was refuering to :
A knot is one nautical mile per hour!. The term originated on sailing ships where speed was measured by tossing a log with a rope tied to it overboard!. Knots were tied in the rope at regular intervals!. The log would float in the same place as the ship sailed away from it!. One sailor would let the rope slip through his hands and count how many knots passed his hands in a certain period of time!. This was used to calculate the speed!. Relating distance to latitude made the math of navigation calculations a little simpler!. To convert knots to miles per hour, or nautical miles to ordinary (statute) miles multiply knots or nautical miles by 1!.15!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

are you really asking this!?

It's a play on words!.!.

Sailors Gage speed in "knots" (you're going three knots in nautical terminology means you're going a particular speed, like three miles an hour or something, I don't know or care!.)

In the joke she is using the nautical terminology 'knot' in the way we use the word 'not' in the adverbial sense!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

And did he say to her - Well I'll increase it to four knots then - and you're knot getting out of this room until I'm satisfied!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahaahahahahahahaaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com

excellent funny joke!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com



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